r/funComunitty • u/Alaya-Blue Local fun Grandma • 14h ago

GRAM GRAM IN THE HOUSE What should the name be?

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I pick Amazon

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u/stubbed_toe2008 possibly haha 14h ago

son

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u/zugspitze43 they don't think it be like it is but it do 10h ago
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u/Fluid_Secretary6944 Dalek subreddit controller. 14h ago

Baragon.

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 14h ago

THISSSS!!

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Radioactive Doritos Cowboy 13h ago

What about Chickon?

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 13h ago

Hmm we can consider that as well icl

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u/Orpunuk1 Fandom enginer (Catnip x MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW) 14h ago

THISSSS!!

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u/MvAgProspekt Sforzando is cool as fuck (DC is cool too, I suppose) 14h ago

Highamountsofalcoholconsumption

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 Этот флейр на русском языке 11h ago

Sign me up! (actually don't, I've never drank alcohol and have no intention to ever do so).

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u/Minimum-Fudge-7054 9h ago

Based reply, i wont either bc of my parents 😼

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea 7h ago

at first I thought you out an actual word that was just one of those long words, and then I read it slower

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u/Jellos_unbannedalt boba tea, don’t forget DMs 14h ago

megatron

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u/Proud-Gas-2915 11h ago

Yes this onr

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u/Parsazhoo 12h ago

Go away husband! Nobody wants you here

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u/Beerlvr71 11h ago

If it's good enough for Meg Simpsons it's good enough for anyone!.

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u/Motor-Pen5598 10h ago

No, you're thinking of Meg Smith

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u/ToastyLemun 9h ago

No, you're thinking of Meg Riff

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u/LuckyTheBear 14h ago edited 10h ago

Leon

Edit: Huge fan of all the responses. I picked Leon because it's my middle name although I am a fan of a few of the characters listed.

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u/Under1hestars Silly lil goober 13h ago

Kennedy?

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 12h ago

john f. kennedy

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u/Ambitious-Toe67 11h ago

jhon f. kennedy you mean

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 11h ago

jong kim un

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u/PleasantOccasion1003 10h ago

kimi antonelli

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 10h ago

spagetthi fettuchini

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober 13h ago

Danganronpa spotted!

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u/Theoneandonlyaverage 12h ago

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN REEEF HES REFERENCING LEON KENNEDY

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u/Straight_Warning_706 12h ago

Pokemon Sword/Shield reference???

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u/MrLuxInATux 11h ago

The professional?

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 13h ago

I love the name Leon, pick this one y'all

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u/ProfessionNew5193 10h ago

That son better stay far away from baseball

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u/OSwirl31 13h ago

"Sauron"

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u/lowrads 9h ago

Or Fingon, in honor the rescuer of Maedhros, and son of Fingolfin, grandson of Finwë, the latter whom traveled over the ice of Helcaraxë, and challenged the Dark Lord Morgoth at the gates of his fortress.

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u/Oseaghdha 8h ago

I know a kid named Sauron.

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u/Visual_Ad813 5h ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down this much for this! This definitely wins!

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u/Comfortable_Mix_3330 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Redditor 14h ago

Jackson

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u/TrueWerewolf4982 I love Nolegs (pfp) 14h ago

Hehe

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u/Racer125678 13h ago

And it doesn't seem to matter and it doesn't seem right 🎶🎶

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u/PrestigiousShame9364 12h ago

cus the will has brought no fortune, still i cry alone at night 🎶🎶 

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson 11h ago

Hee hee

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u/PAKBOY110 6h ago

Popped like haaland saying nice

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u/Critical_Classic_921 10h ago

So many kids in my kids’ school named Jackson. Or Jaxson, or Jaxon, there’s even a Jaxxson

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u/B-M-B-0-6 14h ago

Unicron

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u/JynStudios 12h ago

What happened to him?!?

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u/IMMAPAIROFDENTURES 12h ago

He's casoeh now

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u/Taichleach316 10h ago

Yep, you're banned.

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u/LemonFizz56 7h ago

He let himself go after the divorce

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u/Tweed_Man 13h ago

Umbreon or Espeon. And if they come out as trans then Sylveon.

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u/Takogiri 11h ago

And if they came out as an arsonist?

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u/Tweed_Man 11h ago

Flareon

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u/Zaruma 9h ago

What if they come out as an electrician?

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u/TomPhantom 8h ago

Jolteon. And if they end up making an OnlyFans account, Vaporeon

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea 7h ago

woah woah woah, calm down on that last one

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u/someangryloserinred- 7h ago

ruined it ;_;

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u/Sir__Muffin_Moose 10h ago

Well you said it yourself, arson

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u/FunCampaign186 13h ago

Orion. Constellations are nice.

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u/Ok_Revolution4936 11h ago

Why so Sirius ?

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 10h ago

This is an A and B conversation... Not a Sirius A and Sirius B constellation...

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u/Phantom_Valkyrie05 I just drank motor oil before making this post 13h ago

Metallica reference!? /j

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u/MessCdOk469 12h ago

Orion, is what I was going to say

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u/unknowntrashscapes 7h ago

there's actually a regular at my café named Orion

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u/Both_Cup8417 6h ago

I unironically know a cat named Orion

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u/BuildingMore140 13h ago

Ultron

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u/Doctor429 5h ago

Filling out a form: "So, what's the age of Ultron?"

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u/LordofthePigeons619 4h ago

He said the thing

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u/Perfect-Clerk635 14h ago

Aaron Or  Teron

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u/CzarTwilight 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z1bE45A1GsyT6

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u/A_a_ronA 12h ago

This has followed me the entire second-half of my life. I give fake names to baristas now

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 9h ago

I too, know your pain

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u/MenuSoft7875 Unix-like system connoisseur 13h ago

The pentagon. (including the)

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u/Omega_Xero 10h ago

You have to say the whole thing, like "A Pimp Named Slickback"

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 14h ago

Strapon (It's an Italian name)

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u/Ok-Focus-20 13h ago

I’m Italian and confused

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u/Murky_Molasses_9728 Silly lil goober 13h ago

I’m Italian and also confused. Never heard of it

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u/XaneTenshi 12h ago

I’m not Italian, but if it helps, I am also confused…

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u/DOOM-LORD666 10h ago

I guy i knew in Highschool is Italian, and he joined the army

I am also not italian and confused

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u/Anikilator3001 9h ago

he went to the holy roman empire

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u/neighborhooddick 8h ago

Does he know a guy named Jason Smith?

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u/IIKoopaQueenII 6h ago

I'm not Italian and not confused

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u/reditisatoilet 12h ago

it comes from a type of sausage

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u/Slight-Cricket-7285 13h ago edited 11h ago

Well I guess your mom put on an Italian person  last night for me

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler 14h ago

Arson

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u/Ehrlichs-Reagent 11h ago

10 years later in principal's office

We need to talk about your son's pyromania...

Love this answer tho 😆

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u/No_ViV 14h ago

Ron

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u/fuckssakereddit 11h ago

Came to say this. Short form of MegatRon.

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u/SillyGhostii 13h ago

Isn’t it obvious?

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u/tenebris-ardent 3h ago

Sinon… when the want to keep the theme

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u/Kat-dash-25 Silly little Kat 14h ago

Spamton

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u/manfacewizard local purposed slugcat (rain world) 13h ago

better hope his middle name starts with g

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u/Blu_Gy 7h ago

gaster

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? 13h ago

Her husband's last name better be NEO

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u/master_ball_onmewtwo 10h ago

Gerson

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u/Cozym1ke 4h ago

DAMN, that's one old ass baby!

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 13h ago

Neon

Argon

Krypton

Xenon

Radon

Oganesson

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u/WhyIsnardevTaken 3h ago

What' wrong with Xenon?

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 3h ago edited 1h ago

Too close in pronunciation to this girl characters name:

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u/MortisTDG Horse snoot 13h ago

Pokémon

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u/MortisTDG Horse snoot 13h ago

Oop nvm Nintendo will get mad. Digimon

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u/nan0ka 4h ago

Will get sued out of his life

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Radioactive Doritos Cowboy 13h ago

Sonion

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Silly lil goober 13h ago

MEGATRON

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u/Artemis-girl "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 13h ago

Any eevelotion

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u/Oseaghdha 7h ago

Or... Name the boy Pokemon

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u/Suitable-Farmer-9758 13h ago

Bagon. Then when he becomes a teenager legally change their name to Shelgon, And when they become 18 Rename them to Salamence

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u/musicals_amirite (cool user flair) 14h ago

Dion

Anna Bortion

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u/Spinosaurus-runs-by Michael Jackson is stalking me 14h ago

Umbreon

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u/uraveragegupfan 13h ago

Aragon. Yes, LoTR reference

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u/Tweed_Man 13h ago

Aragorn.

Aragon was a mediaeval Spanish kingdom.

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u/Foxbythesea247 10h ago

Aragón, without the second R

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u/iamdektri 13h ago

What is the problem with Megatron?

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u/These-Way7526 13h ago

Lennon, I was almost named it

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u/BoutiqueCartel 12h ago

Dragon. Just imagine: "Dragon won't sleep through the night". "Dragon's first word was Dada!" "Dragon learned to ride a bike this week!" "Dragon's reading is way above his grade level". "Dragon made the Varsity team this year." "Dragon is just going through a phase, I'm sure his grade's will improve next semester." "Dragon is just taking a 'gap year'... He's going to school next fall." "Dragon's girlfriend may have a thigh tattoo, but at least she stopped stripping after giving birth. I think she's getting her life back on track." "Dragon is making great money in the imports/exports business. He just bought a Lexus!" "Dragon is finally out on parole! And early!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/U1eYjTgjUrlN6

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u/Tmas390 12h ago

Mastodon

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u/mendis_kendis 11h ago

Sheldon😈

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u/MobbDeeep 6h ago

Hardon or Dickon

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u/DerrickS12 Aubin is the best Absol 14h ago

Bolson

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober 14h ago

Cannon or Crouton.

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u/Zeppsyay here! Zepps way 14h ago

Anderdingus

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u/DeathFury_6139 14h ago

Floccinaucinihilipilification

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u/Alternative_Bag8694 13h ago

Sheldon. Bazinga!

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u/its_just_Joel 13h ago

I'mma completely ignore everything you said and suggest margles cuz it stands for magical automated resistance generating laser energy supply

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u/Phantom_Valkyrie05 I just drank motor oil before making this post 13h ago

Octagon

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u/Besch168 13h ago

Paragon

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u/Excenams 13h ago

Decepticon?

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u/UniqueFriendship5583 13h ago

Mason or Devon