r/interestingasfuck • u/Electronic_Cause_796 • 21h ago
Lioness attempting to lure an uninterested male lion to mate
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u/Anencephalopod 21h ago
Girl he's just not that into you.
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u/davesToyBox 21h ago
Twenty years later: I think she was in to me.
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u/-Schlacht- 21h ago
Hey Reddit, do you think I had a chance with this girl?
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u/StepAlarmed20 20h ago
I had a friend invite me to a fitting room in a clothing store after she asked me to accompany her to buy a dress, and it's not the only time I remember🥲
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u/Correct-Variable 19h ago
Dang bro...
I may have done worst. After my ex and I broke up, her hot friend who lived next to me asked if I help her open a bottle of wine because she didn't have a bottle opener. She came over to the entrance to my apartment with her bottle. After I opened it I said good bye.
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u/duckwithhat 18h ago
Dog, in college my crush followed me to my dorm room, which I thought was weird. We had been talking about Red Hot Chilli Peppers on our walk back. At the door she asked if I had any albums, which I did.
"We should listen to some"
"oh its fine you can borrow them"
Close door. 5 minutes later I burried my face in my hands.
Nothing ever happened after that, she still has my albums
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 19h ago
The only reason a female friend asks a male friend to accompany her while shopping for a dress is that she think he's gay and is hoping for free fashion advice.
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u/chancesarent 18h ago
In this case you're terminally friend zoned but at least you know your fashion game is on point, so it's a net win.
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u/chrisk9 20h ago
Male lion: she's just being friendly
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u/Wanksters_Paradise 18h ago
Feel this so powerfully it hurts. I had a girl in my freshman year of college literally pull her pants down to show her thong, and said “it’s all you “.
I thought she was just joking, and I left that night.
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u/TongueTry 20h ago
sometimes it's the moment. Not ideal.
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u/Downtown_Caramel_221 19h ago
Yeah girl do you see those humans with cameras over there? Get it together
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u/ceejey17 21h ago
Bro is thinking about gas prices and the economy
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u/bkyrdorchrd 21h ago
A cub…in this economy?
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u/KarverMcClain 21h ago
I’m not made out of zebras, lady!
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u/Ok-Possibility-923 20h ago
You think antelope grow on trees?!
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u/Leon-the-comic113 19h ago
What do you think? “Oh, we can just get a little Simba and we’ll figure it out!” Over my dead body, lady!
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u/Inside_Ad_2830 19h ago
The pussy flashing in my face would have had me. “I think I can afford this.”
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u/GanjjaGremlin 18h ago
He was definitely thinking about it. You see him staring hard for a minute there 😂😂
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u/rubyzuzu 17h ago
Nah. I think he was laughing in his head- please gurl, you’re embarrassing yourself!!
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u/LadyBug_0570 17h ago
I think the other lioness who was just watching was also thinking the same thing.
Girl, close your legs and have some dignity!
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u/Butteritto 18h ago
If he hits he’s gonna regret it. Post nut clarity is a bitch
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u/Joe_Kehr 19h ago
Lioness kicks tree, an antelope, that a leopard put there, falls down
"They don't?"
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u/Henwen 19h ago
The females do most of the hunting.
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u/Psychological_Tax109 19h ago
What has that got to do with the price of tea in China?
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u/Money-Director6649 19h ago
they'd be the ones most concerned with the cost of cubs. in this economy.
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u/Atharaphelun 21h ago
Meanwhile:
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u/dwitch_himself 21h ago
Simba, hakuna my tatas.
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u/Same-Alarm-2974 21h ago
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u/jimbojangles1987 20h ago
This is cruel
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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 20h ago
Yeah, I’m not falling for it.
Edit. Goddamnit… I lied. Why am I like this?
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u/Nanjiroh 20h ago
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u/Technical_Customer_1 20h ago
Betcha though Pride Rock was in Africa. Nope, smack dab in the middle of rural West Virginia
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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 21h ago
Is the context or just me?
this lioness is way hotter than I saw it like 20 years ago lol
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u/PaleBlueCod 21h ago
You've bankai'd your furry senses.
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u/PsychoticMimic 20h ago
Now there's a sentence I never expected to catch in the wild, let alone agree with.
Made my amygdala spasm, well done.
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u/OscarMayer_HotWolves 20h ago
One lion thinks he owns "everything the light touches" well what does that leave the rest of us? Renting these fucking studio caves and still living zebra to zebra!
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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 20h ago
I don't think this she's seen this movie (He's Just Not That Into You)
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 20h ago
Her: omg Im just so vulnerable and submissive and breedable what am I to do??
Him: god I wanna eat that cameraman
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u/Beholder_V 21h ago
A lioness in heat can demand mating as much as 50x a day for like a week. Dudes probably just trying to catch his breath.
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u/TyrKiyote 21h ago
"I just don't know why he isn't picking up on any of my subtle hints!?"
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u/MongolianCluster 21h ago
Years later it hits him.
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u/Oldgamer1807 21h ago
Been there. Me too, buddy. Me too.
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u/Assassin-49 20h ago edited 19h ago
I think its just a event all guys go through. Being friends with a girl or knowing a girl who acts strange and weird and then years down the line or perhaps a few weeks your no longer seeing eahother your like "oh shit she probably liked me" and then you regret it. Its happened 3 times to me.
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u/Oldgamer1807 20h ago
Facts. I'll bet most guys have that moment at least once. "Remember that one time Diane was acting weird and she........ FUCK, too late now."
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 19h ago
This happened to me.
I was talking to this woman for a couple weeks maybe. So we finally go on a date, my old faithful which was dinner and a movie.
She gets me to pick her up at her place and gives me a tour.
When we get to the bedroom she crawls across the bed, in a sundress, to show me how comfy it is.
All I can think of is how little time we have to eat before the movie starts and so we better hurry up.
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u/Channel3_VCR 18h ago
This is really cute honestly. Crawling across the bed before a first date is really overt, so she must have been really into you and hoping you'd be like a romance novel guy and be like, "wow it DOES look comfy, let me just lie down quickly here and test it out..." 😅😅 Idk why we do shit like this, women can be so awkward and goofy when we like a guy
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 17h ago edited 17h ago
Lol. Yeah her in the freaking bed presenting to me herself in a dress short enough that I could see what color underwear she had on when she crawled went right over my head.
I think it's because when a guy has a schedule in mind and something is messing up that schedule that just breaks our brains. Like: It's past 6:25 we should leave at least an hour for dinner or we might be late for the show. We should already be on the road by now.
I literally was so focused on my plan for the date I forgot the point of dating is to make a connection, not tick off a list of activities.
Yes, looking back of course I now realize she already liked me enough at that point that she wanted me to find the sight of her seductively crawling across a bed totally irresistible, pounce and tear those red panties off like a real man in a romance novel.
But now it's too late. Waaay too late. Like by years. We never did end up sleeping together. I think my uncanny ability to be totally oblivious to her massive blaring signals hurt her feelings.
I only realized what had happened about a year or more later when I saw her and some friends at a nightclub. She looked at me with a strange "oh it's you" and not in a good way.
That's when I finally reflected on the events of that day and realized how badly I'd fumbled.
The whole oblivious guy realizes much later he was being hit on is a meme for a reason.
We can really be that dumb.
I know a lot of guys have similar stories. That's not even my only one it's just the worst.
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u/Lythaera 17h ago
You should reach out to her and send her a message that you just realized she was trying to sleep with you then, and that you are so flattered and did find her amazingly gorgeous, and regret fumbling the ball.
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u/ReturnOk7510 21h ago
She's probably just being friendly
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u/analogkid01 20h ago
She's his waitress, she gets better tips if she's friendly.
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u/favorite_time_of_day 17h ago
This doesn't look like she wants to mate to me, this just looks like she's bored and wants to play. Lying down like that is a human thing, that's not a mating position for lions.
I've seen female house cats who want to mate, and it doesn't look anything like this.
So I guess I'm not picking up on the hints either.
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u/PrettyMoonUnderMt 17h ago
Nah, he was thinking about Tang Dynasty. That's why he doesn't want to mate, he know the headache of Chinese emperors with all those scheming princes with their ambitious concubine mothers. Not to mention the eunuch factions.
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u/ArioStarK 21h ago
"I'll let you hakuna my tatas.."
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u/Random_local_man 18h ago
Some people have theorised that this one scene was the spark that eventually led to the popularization of furry porn. Lol
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u/kon--- 21h ago
Must have been a long night
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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 21h ago
He's a rock star, so he's used to this kind of attention.
"So many gigs, so little time."
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u/GeneralPatten 21h ago
Imagine the raw, unhinged, unsolicited debauchery DLR experienced on a daily basis
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u/iamsreeman 20h ago
Bro reached Enlightenment & he will be named the Lion Buddha & he no longer has desires & from now on, he will only eat grass.
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u/Evilbred 21h ago
My brain at 20
"C. Can't tell"
My brain at 40
"How fucking stupid was I?"
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u/noidberg91 21h ago
Lion knows it's fun for 5 mins and then lifetime of responsibility and bills
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u/Relation_Familiar 21h ago
5 mins? Some stallion over here
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u/jcoddinc 21h ago
Every guy thinks he wants a woman with a high sex drive until he gets a woman with a high sex drive.
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u/DPetrilloZbornak 20h ago
This is 100% true. Eventually my ex started complaining that he thought he wasn’t satisfying me because I kept wanting to have sex even if we had just had like two hours of sex.
I wanted more BECAUSE he was satisfying me insanely!! I was totally addicted!
In fairness he said that eventually all the sex made his penis hurt because of the friction so I understood his complaints. Never knew that was a thing.
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u/godtogblandet 18h ago
In fairness he said that eventually all the sex made his penis hurt because of the friction so I understood his complaints. Never knew that was a thing.
That shit hurts like a motherfucker too. You wake up, hit the showers and it’s like someone dripped acid on your dick. Instant burn the second water hits the teared skin…
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u/Suvtropics 19h ago
Penis balls everything's gonna hurt. At that point I think toys are gonna help
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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 21h ago
Bro looks tired. He yawned like 3 times, and his eyes said if only I had the energy. He’s giving off 50 yr old male vibes lol
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u/McRedditz 21h ago
Lioness showing the most obviously sign.
Lion:"I'm not sure if she likes me. I'm just gonna be a respectful good boy here."
Cameraman:"Bruh.."
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u/A_Dragon 21h ago
This is probably the 10th time they will have mated today.
It’s not like he’s uninterested, he’s just spent because when they mate they mate a lot.
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u/Time_Change4156 21h ago
I get the impression lioness are nymphos lol what I read about it they expect it ten times a day and want it now or else start biting sensitive body parts lol .
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u/219_Infinity 20h ago
As my grandmother used to politely say, “maybe he prefers the company of males.”
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u/Wolf_S10 20h ago
An hour later this exact male Lion will post on reddit: "Guys, I'm not sure if she tried to flirt with me."
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u/IvoShandor 21h ago
My wife when she comes home after a night out with the girls.
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u/Oblipma 21h ago
Not now my love, i just mated with the rest of the pride yesterday
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u/possyishero 21h ago
Are Lions (and Hyenas potentially) one of the only examples of species in the wild where the female practices some form of "mating dance" or seduction attempt to attract a mate? Because I do not think this is the first video of this situation I've seen this occur featuring Lions, butmaybe these are exceptions to the rule.
Maybe Bonobo Monkeys?
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u/Makuta_Servaela 19h ago
No, most female animals have an active desire to mate and let the male know when they're interested. For example, female equids like horses will rub their genitals on things, both to get off and to get their pheromones all over it. The lioness is doing the same thing: she's running in front of the lion, flicking her tail around to spray her pheromones.
When you can't communicate verbally, you explain you want to mate by literally spraying horny chemicals in the guy's face until he can't resist. And he'll likely wait for you to do that, because attempting to mate with an unwilling female is a great way to get your face clawed (felid), bit (canid) or kicked (equid) off.
Female rhinos are funny about it, because they will try to goad the male into chasing them, just like your dog might. If he loses her, she'll circle back around and taunt him to get him to keep chasing. I believe other ungulates do that as well.
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u/possyishero 19h ago
Thank you for the information.
While I never really considered that female animals didn't have desires to mate I was convinced it was mostly universal that the males engaged in the various different arts of wooing a mate through either a display of plumage or fighting potential rivals or building a nest/collection of "treasures" or biting onto the body of the significantly larger female and slowly dissolving your innards as you transform into an attached appendage that can release sperm for the female.
That last one is my favorite wtf animal fact, anglerfish are a crazy situation.
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u/I_Play_Boardgames 19h ago
In mammals it seems to be more often that it is the female doing the sex signaling than the male. Because a male cannot really convince an unwilling female, but females can definitely convince unwilling males. Female mammal sexuality is based on their body's signaling if their body is ready to receive, so it's not dependant on the male. Meanwhile male sexuality is based on female signals (pheromones).
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u/Plane_Debt_6229 20h ago
Is she interested?
1) Can't Tell
2) Not Sure
3) Is HR watching?
4) She could just be polite
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u/CartographerOk7579 21h ago
The yawning lol