Your new super power is called Reload, it lets you refill anything you touch with whatever was previously inside how do you make use of this power and do you use it for good or evil?

[u/MysteryMan999]

[u/CoderJoe1]

Question: If my neighbor drains their swimming pool, has a repair man fix it then I touch the pool does it fill with water or repair men?

[u/1965wasalongtimeago → u/CoderJoe1]

Nobody knows, Particle Man 🎶

[u/MontyVonWaddlebottom → u/1965wasalongtimeago]

When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

[u/crimson117 → u/MontyVonWaddlebottom]

Does he survive? That's not important.

Pool repair man.

[u/ScotterMcJohnsonator → u/crimson117]

Pool repair man hates spa repair man. They have a fight, pool repair wins! Pool repair man

[u/New_Leaf_8647 → u/ScotterMcJohnsonator]

Accordion solo

[u/Typographical_Widow → u/New_Leaf_8647]

What's he like?

It's not important.

[u/Chelslaw → u/1965wasalongtimeago]

Degraded man, Person Man 😔

[u/RussMaGuss → u/1965wasalongtimeago]

I don’t think I've seen a reminder of the existence of that song in 15 years. Thanks for making me put on They Might Be Giants!

[u/Almainyny → u/CoderJoe1]

Hallelujah it’s raining repair men!

[u/Lasthoplite → u/CoderJoe1]

Question doesn't specify last thing in it. The pool could hold water, repair men, fecal matter from people that were in it, dirt, stones, plastic, ect... however the question also doesn't mention choosing. Nor does it mention the state of the items that refill the container.

[u/whenwepretend → u/CoderJoe1]

Why not both?

[u/GenericSupervillain3 → u/CoderJoe1]

Depends. If the worker had to be inside the pool to do his repairs, your power will just fill the pool with that guy.

[u/Chill_Edoeard → u/GenericSupervillain3]

And is it just 1 guy big enough to fill the pool or is it multiple of the same guy?

[u/GenericSupervillain3 → u/Chill_Edoeard]

My testing has indicated it’s the same guy, over and over again. Only the original is alive, however. That being said: black market organs.

[u/Drithyin → u/CoderJoe1]

Instructions unclear, you created Hydro-Man.

[u/kraytex → u/CoderJoe1]

It fills with air, because that was the last thing that was in it.

[u/endlessnamelesskat]

I strap myself to the underside of a clown car. Clowns keep pouring out of it. The crowd is amazed at just how many clowns can fit in one car, that’s the distraction I need to take over the world with my clown army

[u/Fancy_amphibian123 → u/endlessnamelesskat]

Fun fact: this is actually how clown cars work already!

[u/sshwifty → u/Fancy_amphibian123]

Portal to the clown dimension

[u/j0llyllama → u/sshwifty]

Okay Brennan

[u/Edo-Sens → u/endlessnamelesskat]

Begun, the clown war, has

[u/clever__pseudonym → u/Edo-Sens]

Clown war were declared

[u/Udonnomi → u/endlessnamelesskat]

“Week 35, a steady stream of clowns are still exiting a small multicoloured hatchback.”

[u/MothSeason → u/endlessnamelesskat]

Who let Chuckles on the internet‽

[u/Major_R_Soul → u/MothSeason]

We are the Honk Legion!

[u/woollufff → u/endlessnamelesskat]

Seen the world lately? The clown army already took over.

[u/bungojot → u/endlessnamelesskat]

Here's the thing though. Are you generating new people out of nothing? Are you making identical copies of the people who were in the car originally? Is this going to cause some sort of multiplicity dilemma?

[u/Morningstroll13 → u/bungojot]

You know what's scarier than clowns? Clown clones. Infinite clown clones. Are there replication errors making each batch slightly more monstrous and less human than the last? How can you tell under that makeup? What is it hiding? Why do they smile like that?

[u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN → u/endlessnamelesskat]

A for imagination. As is well known, an army marchs on its stomach. What is your grand plan to feed your army of clowns through the use of the superpower. After all logistics is important.

[u/clever__pseudonym → u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN]

You feed the clowns other clowns; it's the only way to get that double-clown strength.

[u/AutisticPenguin2 → u/clever__pseudonym]

You would think that would solve things, but alas - it is well known that clowns taste funny 😁

[u/makesyoufeeldirty → u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN]

I build a cannon that shoots hot dog weiners and I use my power to reload it.

[u/Gamebird8 → u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN]

He can infintely refill his takeout bag, so I don't think this is an issue

[u/Serafita]

I'll put some sticks of RAM and SSDs in a plastic box, use power, start tipping out infinite sticks, sell them for £1 each plus postage and packaging and crash the market

[u/scraimer → u/Serafita]

This is somehow both good and evil. Thank you!

[u/__CaliMack__ → u/scraimer]

Did you want him to say “level the market to a stable and fair price?”

[u/RMMacFru → u/scraimer]

Chaotic good

[u/AgentTexes]

Bump into someone leaving the bathroom; **RELOAD**

Bump into them again at the sink; **RELOAD**

[u/Excitedly_bored → u/AgentTexes]

So, for evil then.

[u/netz_pirat → u/Excitedly_bored]

Evil would be worse. Imagine being a midwife.

"It's a boy!" *Bump *reload

[u/madogvelkor → u/AgentTexes]

I'm prepping for a colonoscopy, that way my thought too, lol.

[u/iridael → u/AgentTexes]

why stop there.

if you can reload a person, find someone who's a universal blood downer, take them to a doctor, Drain a litre of blood or whatever, slap them to reload their body.

what about a room?

if we're being morally empty. ask them to go into a cuboard and then out again, then re-load the cuboard, take the clone and kill them, harvest organs and everything you can then repeat.

[u/clovisx → u/iridael]

Think of all the lives Hugh Jackman’c character in the prestige could have saved if organ donations were a thing during the time of that movie.

[u/CrashUser → u/clovisx]

Cadavers were actually in high demand for medical research and surgical practice and training at that time and there was a thriving black market in corpses. He probably wouldn't want to sell more than one in a given city though since they might recognize it as him and he wouldn't want somebody to start asking questions when they get two perfectly identical bodies.

[u/Pake1000 → u/iridael]

Or you could just reload the blood bag after draining it into another bag…

[u/Chrontius → u/Pake1000]

Which allows you to fill a container twice as large after two runs. If you have correctly sized containers, prepared, you can exponentially multiply just about anything.

Blood, bullets, uranium, antimatter…

[u/LackingUtility → u/AgentTexes]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[u/Pentosin → u/LackingUtility]

But all the piss would extinguish it.

[u/ChampionCynthia2006 → u/AgentTexes]

You have reminded me of that one webcomic with the Decepticon porta-potty, Brownflush. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/transformers/comments/gwjj0x/brownflush_by_uafterdeathcomics/

[u/Academic-Passion3012 → u/AgentTexes]

That is absolutely evil and I respect the commitment. Imagine realizing you’ve been Reloaded twice before you even make it out of the bathroom.

[u/Smaptastic]

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[u/phunkydroid → u/Smaptastic]

That would be counterfeiting. Do it with gold and sell it.

[u/notsurewhereireddit → u/phunkydroid]

But if you overdue it won’t you crash the value of gold?

[u/resurrectedbear → u/notsurewhereireddit]

You’d have to REALLY overdo it. Like even 100m wouldn’t shift the valuation that much.

[u/torak31 → u/resurrectedbear]

That's like only 60 bars lol

[u/LewdLewyD13 → u/torak31]

CANDY BARS

Sorry wrong thread.

[u/Outta_phase → u/LewdLewyD13]

You boys like MEX-E-CO!?

[u/mikepartdeux → u/LewdLewyD13]

You are freaking out, man.

Can't wait for super troopers 3

[u/hardybagel → u/LewdLewyD13]

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

[u/CSzandor → u/notsurewhereireddit]

It would happen with the money too, if you use your power enough times, you would destroy the economy.

[u/Auto_Traitor → u/CSzandor]

Only if you went around spending millions of dollars everywhere you go.. and, why would you do that and purposefully ruin your own abundance?

[u/Moneyshot_ITF → u/Smaptastic]

rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud

[u/sbucks168 → u/Moneyshot_ITF]

rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

[u/StitchPlay → u/Smaptastic]

I thought of this but you then have to launder it somehow. Better to do it with gold.

[u/MysteryMan999 → u/StitchPlay]

My only question is if you reload money does it Reload with the exact same serial numbers? Because wouldn't the National Bank be alerted to cloned serial numbers or nah?

[u/ameis314 → u/MysteryMan999]

Quarters aren't serialized.

[u/Smaptastic → u/StitchPlay]

Why would you have to launder it?

"I got this all legally. Feel free to investigate. I plead the fifth to any questions."

[u/ChronoLegion2 → u/Smaptastic]

Bills with the same serial numbers showing up multiple times? Someone is going to get suspicious

[u/Hixy → u/ChronoLegion2]

Here would be my strategy. There are many ways to make a lot of money using that logic.

But as others have pointed out, it will be hard to not be audited.

So, I’ll replicate gold.

Sell gold.

Eventually buy an abandoned gold mines. Acres and acres worth. Fund the operation to run. Buy raw gold ore. Use this hack to make raw gold ore. Then just send it to be refined using existing methods.

Then eventually save the world with money.

[u/PrinceDusk → u/Hixy]

if you buy a mine and find an exhausted vein, can you Refill the vein?

[u/YamiNoMatsuei → u/PrinceDusk]

Imagine being in the mine, touching the vein, but the whole mine fills back up with dirt/rock with you inside of it.

[u/goten100 → u/YamiNoMatsuei]

I think that's the end of the movie

[u/d_pyro → u/ChronoLegion2]

Diamonds or Gold. Can't trace that.

[u/j0llyllama → u/d_pyro]

Diamonds arent really that valuable unless you start with massive pure ones. You couldnt whole sale them for good money, you would need to set up a retail outlet to get good money from selling them.

[u/Lord_Bloodwyvern → u/Smaptastic]

Coins. I'm Canadian so $2 coins. A big bag of Toonies.

[u/Helerdril → u/Lord_Bloodwyvern]

You would need 500.000 coins to just have $1M. Considering a Toonie weighs 6.92g (round up to 7g), you will have 3500kg of coins for just 1M CAD (716k USD, 620k EUR).

That's heavy.

[u/stonhinge → u/Helerdril]

Yeah, but you don't need a million all at once (well, I don't anyways). Just make deposits at several banks of a bunch of coins every week or so. If anyone questions it just say "vending machines".

[u/StitchPlay → u/Smaptastic]

Because you generally can't make large purchases like a house with cash, meaning you have to deposit it in a bank, meaning you have to be able to justify where it came from to the tax inspectors.

[u/The_Deku_Nut → u/StitchPlay]

Why? Just pay the tax on the acquired gold. It's not illegal to spawn in infinite gold.

[u/that1dev → u/The_Deku_Nut]

If someone found out you're spawning infinite gold, your life is over. It's just a question of who will disappear you for their benefit first.

[u/pay_the_cheese_tax → u/Smaptastic]

Nah, see, you're not thinking correctly!

I have a bag that can reproduce whatever was in it before. so if I put in 1 dollar in it, then remove it, another dollar will appear.

If I then take out that dollar and put 2 dollars in, then take them out, 2 dollars now appear.

Do this 47 times (if you start with just 1 dollar), and you'll have more money than the entire world (about 140 trillion)

[u/glennjersey]

I'd be making so much insulin, clean water,  and printer ink.

[u/Fireproofspider → u/glennjersey]

The issue isn't making the insulin. There's plenty of cheap bootleg insulin already which may or may not be good. Yours would be good, but there'd be no way for people to know that.

[u/Bostonterrierpug → u/Fireproofspider]

If you made insulin inside your body, you would be completely dead. Luckily my body killed my pancreas 49 years ago when it decided it was an alien invader you refill broke

[u/lustie_argonian → u/glennjersey]

I'd just touch my balls and keep cumming. glad there's people like you in the world.

[u/Kaymish_ → u/lustie_argonian]

From what I understand most of the cum is actually from the prostate gland. So you're going to have to figure out a way to refill that too. Maybe get your hand right up your arse like the doctor does with a prostate check.

[u/inosinateVR → u/Kaymish_]

once you figure out that you don’t even need special powers to keep cumming

[u/radicallyhip → u/Kaymish_]

Am I not my prostate?

[u/redditedstepchild → u/radicallyhip]

That's deep.

[u/not-just-yeti → u/glennjersey]

(type O-)

[u/SpamOJavelin → u/glennjersey]

Here's the thing - all of those are actually cheap to make.

Insulin costs around $2-$4 per vial (20-40 cents per mil).

One of the more expensive ways to make clean water - seawater desalination - costs about $0.001 per litre.

Printing ink can be bought for under $40/litre - so its manufacture cost is cheaper again.

All are made expensive though artificial means - owning rights or licenses or restricting supply.

[u/ImperfectRegulator → u/SpamOJavelin]

Op could refill lakes and stuff,

Imagine refilling aqua fires and water tanks for cities and wildfire fighters

[u/Skerries → u/ImperfectRegulator]

do you mean aquifers?

[u/MarvinG1984]

Damn, I see all these answers. And here I was thinking about refilling my toothpaste and dish soap

[u/Donnicton → u/MarvinG1984]

Printer ink.

[u/Soul-Burn → u/Donnicton]

Remove RAM from PC. Reload.

[u/gabetoloco2 → u/Soul-Burn]

Actual infinite money glitch

[u/A_Trash_Homosapien → u/Soul-Burn]

Why just the ram? Completely empty out your PC case. Reload.

[u/Strikeronima → u/A_Trash_Homosapien]

Put the pc in a box, take it out, reload.

[u/pm-me-racecars → u/Donnicton]

Doesn't matter how full your cartridges are, your subscription is expired so it won't print anyway.

[u/Existing-Leopard-212 → u/pm-me-racecars]

Reload my subscription. Also, Fuck HP.

[u/frostking79 → u/pm-me-racecars]

Simple.. don't support shitty printer companies

[u/LadyJR → u/MarvinG1984]

My first thought was water bottle.

[u/Mysterious-Egg-624 → u/LadyJR]

Same. Infinite free water for life

[u/ReidenLightman]

"Congratulations, It's a baby boy"

"Great, just one more kid, and we're done. Get ready honey."

[u/OrganicDigitalArt → u/ReidenLightman]

Supervillain… run through the labour and delivery TikTok style every couple weeks.

Screaming like zoidberg.

[u/Sagutarus → u/OrganicDigitalArt]

Accounting for the trauma of birth... you'd probably kill the majority of the people you "reloaded"

[u/Newfoundfaith36 → u/Sagutarus]

No not really because you wouldn't have to go through the pregnancy for 9 months and you'd be fully dilated and ready to go. Will be like having a twin

[u/swordforreal → u/ReidenLightman]

Would that make an exact clone of the baby that came out?

[u/OSCgal → u/swordforreal]

Identical twins!

[u/OddCucumber6755]

Keep it a goddamned secret to myself as much a s I can, so im not enslaved, but use it to help feed people, refilling empty pizza boxes or some such like a street magician

[u/Udonnomi → u/OddCucumber6755]

I believe that street magicians name is Jesus.

[u/immoloism → u/Udonnomi]

I'm just pissing myself laughing over here imagine some stoner folklore about the man that fed 4000 with one pizza and a bottle of Mountain dew.

[u/Traveling_Solo → u/immoloism]

Couldn't that technically happen? Like if someone made the world largest pizza again and then a bottle filled with mountain dew to match?

[u/rawr_bomb]

I would never have to wait for a diet coke refill from a slow waiter ever again.

[u/ladyelenawf → u/rawr_bomb]

Or fresh rolls! 🤤

[u/Burton_trout → u/rawr_bomb]

I would fill my wallet with my whole months wages, then reload as needed.

[u/Zrex_9224 → u/Burton_trout]

I see we had a similar train of thought

[u/TronicCronic]

No more refractory period!

[u/smartuno → u/TronicCronic]

I was wondering why it took so long for me to find this, considering Reddit

[u/Oohhhboyhowdy → u/smartuno]

I don’t think reloading would immediately negate this. The body would be very confused.

[u/ScaredPractice4967 → u/TronicCronic]

Pump action so to speak.

[u/SoftlySpokenPromises]

"That was the roughest dump I've ever taken in my life."

Prepare for the sequel.

[u/PrinceDusk → u/SoftlySpokenPromises]

*someone throws up*

"Let me hold your hair for you" [or *rubs back*]

"BLUUUUGGHH why does it just keep BBLLUUUUUGGHHHHH keep coming ouUUUUGGHHH!?"

[u/Spastic_pinkie → u/PrinceDusk]

If she's having her menstrual cycle, it's not gonna be pretty.

[u/toiletcleaner999]

Absolutely do good. Refill bank accounts ,fridges cupboards freezers, closets, go to places and provide fresh water.

[u/WarriorWithers → u/toiletcleaner999]

If you want to do good on a large scale, refilling bank accounts is not the way to go, at least not by itself

You need to create abundance of resources at several appropriate locations

If there's not enough of something, then making everyone rich won't solve the problem

(Money can solve problems for a small group of people, and you can absolutely target the people that need it the most. But there are better ways)

[u/feor1300 → u/WarriorWithers]

I wonder what counts as a "container" for this. Would you be able to refill a reservoir in a drought stricken area?

[u/toiletcleaner999 → u/feor1300]

All it says is refill with whatever was previously inside. So I would assume reservoir, water towers, wells. Lakes and rivers that have dried up. Gardens, fields, all of that could refill

[u/filanwizard]

For good, Refill the major reservoirs in the southwest. Technically the dam makes the reservoirs containers.

[u/Gundark927 → u/filanwizard]

Thank you, from the southwest.

[u/Acceptable_Spare2342]

Soon as you pass that kidney stone......Reload!

[u/Version_Two → u/Acceptable_Spare2342]

Calm down satan

[u/TylerJWhit → u/Acceptable_Spare2342]

Literally passed a kidney stone last night. Fuck you

[u/Briffy03 → u/Acceptable_Spare2342]

Actually just kidneys or any organ in general, stand next to a surgeon, as soon as the organ is taken out, reload, no more organ donors problem

[u/Golden-trichomes → u/Briffy03]

Now your locked in a basement of a hospital chained to the wall printing organs from some poor universal donor who’s being kept on a coma to sell to rich people in china

[u/frizzyno → u/Briffy03]

Even better, just reload the first guy and then reload the organ box directly, one operation only, infinite organs, zero additional issues for patients/doctors

[u/cirquefan]

I run a bar and make serious bank. 

[u/Bocote → u/cirquefan]

Hmm, you presented almost no receipts for purchases, but you've made millions in sales.

Sir, we're going to need to check your finances more closely.

[u/HideousSerene]

Refill charge on batteries.

Solve the energy crisis, become ridiculously rich. Saudi Arabia has a 8 GWh battery. I can just refill batteries like that for everybody.

[u/tedleyheaven → u/HideousSerene]

You do not remember when you were placed in the vat. It may have been 50 years ago. It may have been 1000.

You know you had family but their faces and names elude you now. Occasionally odd flurries of memories fly through, but you can no longer differentiate between the real memories and imagined stories you created to stave off madness.

The liquid you float within gives no feeling of movement, no sound, no light.

The only sensory input is the knocking through your arm, locked into the vats only port, your fingers outside brushing against the endless conveyor of batteries. Your skin was worn to bone years ago, it doesn't seem to affect the wish.

If only you'd picked orange juice.

[u/HideousSerene → u/HideousSerene]

Monkey's paw: Trump's cronies murder me for tanking oil value

[u/Here_For_Work_ → u/[deleted]]

Depends on the physics of the power. Are you rearranging matter or creating it from nothing? There would reach a point where adding more water to the planet would be a big problem. But, if you were basically a magical water purifier, then I'm right there with ya.

[u/HeavilyInvestedDonut → u/Here_For_Work_]

Even if you’re creating it from nothing, so long as you can’t just like, make an infinitely large supply immediately, I’m sure it’d be fine. I took the prompt as “refilling a container with a touch”

[u/powerlesshero111]

Sadly, i got the monkey's paw version. I can reload anything, but it has to be what was previously in there. Aka, i empty a bag of gold onto the ground, and my RELOAD power just moved the gold back into the bag. Nothing gained, nothing lost. I can use it for evil by spending cash from my wallet, and then reloading it back after i leave the store, basically stealing from the store. Other than that, it's kind of useless.

Edit, so everyone is clear, it just moves stuff back to where it was, it doesn't reform things. Aka, i spill a bag of rice, the rice goes back. I chew up a cookie, and put it back, it's still all chewed up. I use gas, then put it back, but it's just the CO2 and Water. I can really only use this power to scam people. Or have unlimited arrows in a quiver, so I'm super Hawkeye.

[u/TheOneDing → u/powerlesshero111]

Deposit cash at your bank.  Number goes up.  Reload your wallet, then withdraw from an ATM.  Deposit more cash in the bank...

Rinse and repeat, just make sure to declare the extra cash deposits to the IRS and pay taxes on the cash "income".  Let the bank sort out why their reserves are low.

[u/delahunt → u/TheOneDing]

I was actually thinking you could do it at a casino. Cash out at a desk, go back through and reload your tray. Cash out at a different desk.

The people doing the cash outs see so many people they probably won't think too much of it.

Of course, the second a pit boss or security caught wind of your magically refilling chip tray you probably get to see the back rooms without cameras really quickly.

[u/lordmycal → u/powerlesshero111]

You could use it to generate free electricity then by constantly reloading a dam with water for free hydroelectric energy.

[u/RuTz101 → u/powerlesshero111]

Touch your balls. Instant birth control

[u/428522]

Put all the cash I have in a bin. Dump it out, repeat till I could.pay someone to dump it for me.

[u/phonetastic → u/428522]

You wouldn't need to pay anyone, you can do the money thing really fast. Take, let's say, 1,000 dollars. Put that in a very, very large container. Remove it, refill the container. Replace the original money, remove 2,000. Refill, replace, remove 4,000. 8,000. 16,000. 32,000. 64,000. 128,000. 256,000. 512,000. 1,024,000. From this point you only have maybe an hour left, MAYBE, and you'll have more money than there is in the world.

[u/OldLadyGardener → u/phonetastic]

OH! It's the old "if you save a penny and double it every day thing.

[u/1tacoshort]

You'd be the best fluffer in the industry!

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.

[u/richterbg]

Reloading tankers with oil can bring strange dynamics to the world politics.

[u/SoProBroChaCho]

–Buy a glass jar from any any supermarket

–Buy a bunch of gold and silver gram bars or nuggets

–Fill the jar, then empty it again, then use the power to fill it again

–Profit

[u/Revo63 → u/SoProBroChaCho]

Dude, reinforced steel bucket. That glass is going to shatter before too many reloads.

[u/phenious]

Well if we wanna go dark I’d stand at the exit of the cancer treatment ward to high five people as they rang the victory bell…

[u/___HeyGFY___ → u/phenious]

You are an evil, evil individual. I admire your imagination.

[u/evergreennightmare → u/phenious]

aww you're refilling their hair, how nice

[u/aznar]

So, there is this place called the Aral sea...

[u/Donkeyshines]

I'm grabbin' my 2 lucky pistols and headin' to town before the 3:10 from Yuma arrives.

[u/knox1138]

Hmmm.... well I'm definitely abusing this. Clean water and good food for as many as possible. Never buying gas again Does this work on batteries? Ima bankrupt as many pharmaceutical manufacturers as possible. Does this apply t9 general packaging? Can i end the rampocalypse? I think I'm gonna buy a dive bar. Can i direct my powers specifically? Like, could I prank my friend by making him have to pee every 5 minutes? The options are endless....

[u/asset2891]

At last, the male orgasm can be reloaded to keep up with the demands of the average woman!

[u/MysteryMan999 → u/asset2891]

That's an interesting application I didn't think of but would be awesome.

[u/Mysterious-Egg-624 → u/asset2891]

The key is not blowing it (literally) in 20 seconds

[u/Shizanketsuga → u/Mysterious-Egg-624]

Or do. Impress her with your one-man-bukkake.

[u/tangcameo]

touching my bank card over and over again

[u/Golden-trichomes → u/tangcameo]

Can’t reload something that was never full.

[u/Pretend-Design-7061]

Become a men's room attendant at a club for billionaires.

[u/Rum_ham69 → u/Pretend-Design-7061]

What would you be reloading lol

[u/TheBlueJam → u/Rum_ham69]

piss, he wants to touch their balls

[u/LucidOndine → u/Pretend-Design-7061]

You are going to inadvertently make the empty bathrooms filled up with additional billionaires there, Satan.

[u/Pretend-Design-7061 → u/LucidOndine]

Eventually trapping all billionaires in the same room.

[u/Emu1981]

*withdraws all of his money from the bank and puts it in his wallet*

*takes out money and refills it*

*repeat as needed*

Depending on how the power worked I could possibly "reload" my bank account as well lol

Also wouldn't need to eat anymore as you could have a healthy nutritious meal and then "reload" it when you start feeling hungry. Running out of fuel in your car? No problems, just reload it. Might even be able to revive dead people by "reloading" them - fingers crossed that you don't start a zombie apocalypse lol

[u/burner4581]

• Telomere reload
• Bone marrow reload
• Immune system reload to include neutrophils, macrophages, and especially natural killer cells
• Myelitic sheath reload
• Blood type accurate reload for trauma patients

Plenty more as I discuss with M.D.s what needs immediate replacement in the human body. Just give me a corner at an ER or trauma center and I'll get to work. No insurance needed. If the hospital attempts to add surcharges I will go to the board member's homes and give them the biggest reload of MRSA they could imagine.

[u/crackrabbit012]

I will just refill my empty kitkat wrapper

[u/KenUsimi]

Smash and grab a jeweler’s supply store. They have containers filled with gold and silver pellets, for casting. Grab em, dump the contents on the floor, refill em on the spot and leave.

The smash and grab would be by necessity, and I’m send some bullion back to pay for whatever I broke. But those containers would set me up as a very rich man.

Until the price of gold plummeted from too much supply. But I truly could not care less, gold pushers are insufferable.

[u/BigWhiteDog]

I live off-grid on generators (building solar) and go through a fuck-ton of gas each month so it would be my gas cans! 🤣

[u/ridicalis → u/BigWhiteDog]

Similar, but I'd recharge batteries instead of fossil fuels

[u/MysteryMan999 → u/BigWhiteDog]

Very practical and you save a lot of money

[u/TedStixon]

Find the home of someone who really annoyed me, like the guy who always comes into my job and is needlessly rude to everyone just so he can power-trip.

Go to his house on garbage day. As soon as the garbage truck disappears down the road, I touch his can and refill it with garbage. He gets home later in the day, annoyed they "haven't collected" his garbage.

The next week, he puts out two weeks worth of garbage... the garbage truck takes it; I refill it. Now he has two weeks worth of garbage. The next week he puts out three weeks worth of garbage... I refill it. Each week, his pile of garbage growing...

Oblivious to the truth, he calls and complains, only to be told they've been collecting his trash every week...

Fed up, he goes to the dump and gets rid of it all... but when he wakes up the next morning, the garbage has all returned. He starts to lose grip on reality. He's thinking "But didn't I go to the dump?!"

The next night I go to his house, dump all the garbage into his driveway, and refill the cans... it has now doubled overnight.

Now he's wised up, and has set up a camera outside. So I wait... I let him think he's won. The garbage men start to finally take away his trash...

...until the day comes a few weeks later that he has to take the camera down to charge the battery. And then I strike. I refill his cans over and over while he's not home, surrounding his house in garbage. And I've used my power to create a bottomless wallet to pay off his neighbors to keep their mouths shut if they see me.

He returns home to chaos. A mountain of garbage around the exterior.

His life consumed by literal garbage.

And I... am the garbage man.

[u/Oktopie3]

Get a blood bag of 0- blood and keep refilling. It’s a universal blood donor and not enough people donate that type (ok it’s 0- my bad people)

[u/mouse1093 → u/Oktopie3]

Err I think O- is universal donor. People who are naturally negative can't accept positive blood as the antibodies would be foreign. Positive can receive negative since a lack of antibodies is just lowering their concentration by a small amount

[u/Discord42 → u/mouse1093]

You are correct. Giving + blood to a - blood type haver will cause many, many issues.

Giving negative blood to anyone is fine.

[u/MartyMozambique → u/Oktopie3]

I donated once and I didn't know how much they were going to take... yea it didn't go well. Then I also found out that people with my blood deficiency shouldn't donate blood. But I like your style.

[u/educated-emu]

I goto the local computer store and max out my credit card and buy one one hp printer cartridge.

I then open the cartridge and take a syringe and remove all the ink.

I put the ink into another container. The original fills up and I rinse and repeat with other bigger and bigger containers until I have a swimming pool.

Then I some how flood the printer market with my cheaper ink.

I believe this is the good path.

[u/Golden-trichomes → u/educated-emu]

Bro, was the package the ink cartridge came in not a container?

[u/The-High-Inquisitor]

I refill my mother's brain, resetting her dementia progress to zero. She gets to Be, again. Let her experience life like a person, not a thing, until she passes from a cause that wasn't borne of a horror story. 

[u/Senorpuddin]

"I am sorry Mr. President, we thought we got all of the crap out of your diaper but it keeps coming back"

[u/HeavilyInvestedDonut]

I feel like the most responsible answer would be to go to a pharmacy and constantly replenish insulin, epinephrine, and other life saving but over-inflated medications.

[u/BasedAustralhungary]

Infinite beer glitch

[u/Silent-Support-5453]

I touch the empty and dry basins of what used to be rivers and lakes to refill them with water.

[u/Mintyphresh33]

My bank account.

I could help myself and others as much as I want, and then just touch my bank account and refill it with what I had in it prior.

[u/meahookr]

Lake Powell is full again

[u/acceptable1912]

reload my bank account !!!

[u/Tylersbaddream]

Never run out of food from the fridge or gas in the car... Don't really need money

[u/Vinny_Lam]

I would just refill my stomach whenever I’m hungry. I won’t ever have to worry about starving again.